80s, 90s, Commercials, Dolls, Quick Lists, Toys — January 13, 2014 9:07 am

9 Barbie Commercial Jingles That Will Get Stuck in Your Head

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Commercial jingles get stuck in our heads—this isn’t new information, but sometimes we manage to get those jingles out of our heads and get some work done. Well, Pop Rewind is here to put an end to that. Here are nine Barbie commercials with jingles you’ll be humming for the rest of the day.

9 – Cut and Style Barbie


Over and over…

Didn’t we all have a Cut and Style Barbie? Well, without the extensions.

8 – Barbie & The Rockers


Hmm… Jem’s looking a little bootleg these days.

Ken’s solo is pretty sweet, thanks for such a great contribution to the music, man! How’d he even get into the band anyway? It’s like he’s sleeping with the lead singer—ooooh.

7 – Totally Hair Barbie


Thirty Helens agree: this is totally wow.

As someone with waist-length hair, having hair to the floor would be insane. I can’t imagine how many vacuum cleaners she’s set on fire.

6 – Rappin’ Rockin’ Barbie


Straight off the streets, yo.

Barbie busts stereotypes all over the place—women can be doctors (who wear pink uniforms), astronauts (who wear pink uniforms), and now white ladies who live in mansions and drive Corvettes can rap about their thug lives!

5 – Dance Club Barbie


Seems like Barbie’s limbs aren’t advanced enough for such sweet moves.

This is legit how I dance in da club. Thanks, Barbie.

4 – Barbie Hawaiian Ice Party


Crushed ice and Kool-Aid? OUTRAGEOUS!

The collective giggling and the blonde girl’s eyes… those kids are up to something.

3 – Funtime Barbie


No Pun Intended Barbie.

A real watch and a real Blondie sound-alike jingle? What more could a little girl ask for.

2 – Pet Pals Skipper & Courtney


Wow, an outfit with their pet’s picture on the front! And I thought I was a crazy cat lady…

I’m glad the singer of this jingle explains every detail, or else I might not have caught on to what was happening in this commercial.

1 – Barbie Fold and Fun House


She probably should have hired a building inspector—I broke my coffee table putting it together.

Wait, was there no bathroom in that thing? So Barbie takes a shit in the bushes that’s next to the patio outside the living room that’s next to the bedroom in the Barbie Fold and Fun House… I BUILT.

 

So which jingle is stuck in your head? The Barbie Fold and Fun House won’t leave mine…

1 Comment

  • I’m partial to Barbie & the Rockers. I remember those commercials vividly during my beloved She-Ra back in the day. Even though Barbie & the Rockers wouldn’t even be able to open for Jem and the Holograms or the Misfits…and I’m a Mattel guy. 😉

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